Summing up each team’s year in 17 syllables.

McLaren:
spygate wrecked it all
Lewis and Alonso, war
left empty handed

Spyker:
new year, new owner
duchy passed by on left side
Sutil signed up again

Super Aguri:
often beat Honda
groundhog cost Davidson points
ran out of money

Honda:
a dog of a car
did not save environment
drivers were fed up

Toro Rosso:
angry Speed was sacked
Vettel disgraced in the rain
all points from one race

Toyota:
good riddance to Ralf
another tedious year
why do they bother?

Red Bull:
crappy gear box
Newey’s car not up to scratch
Mark qualified well

Williams:
Toyota engines
Rosberg scored consistently
pit crew run over

Renault:
Heikki learned the ropes
quicker than Fisichella
both drivers shown door

BMW Sauber:
moon-faced Kubica
team scored in every race
bearded Heidfeld

Ferrari:
worthy champions
there is life post-Schumacher
Kimi kept it cool